It's been awhile but I found some time to give y'all some goings on. Work week was kinda hellish glad it's le weekend et li se finit (and it is finished). Don' get me wrong love having job but don' always wanna be there I'm sure someone can feel me on that.

Last night me and Trumph watched Bumpalump. We had actually a really great time. We had dinner at Wendy's and Bumpalump ate most of his food before throwing it onto the ground. However the way he eats was killing me. The lil man would grab a chicken nugget and then attempt to swallow it whole. Only to spit it back out into his hands and repeat the process anew. I put a stop to that. Well Trumph and I did actually. Trumph broke all of his food into small pieces, which with chicken nuggets we never had to before Bumpalump picked up this new eating method from the older children at daycare. Then I told Bumpalump in no uncertain terms that:

1. That you now have teeth, use 'em.
2. You are not a whale, crocodilian, snake, seal, or lizard therefore you can't eat your food whole so stop!
3. Diya (that's his name for me he can't quite say Kyon yet), likes it when you eat like a big boi and not a baby.

I think the last one worked the best because it was cool after that. We went to Volunteer park and played with Bumpalump on the playground. I won't be a dork and tell you how cute he looked goin' down the slide, and swinging on the swings...Wait I am, well I don' care he's my lil cousin and it was cute. Then we went home and played some more, Bumpalump danced to Amy Winehouse and Busta Rhymes before falling asleep in my arms. A truly great evening with our lil one.

Today Trumph and I are going to Port Townsend for the Jazz Festival. Never been there it should be fun even though we'll be awash in White People but I suppose I'm used to that I mean I do live in the North West.

I learned a very interesting fact yesterday. So leopard seals are one of the top Arctic predators beside polar bears and orcas, and they are actually beautiful animals. However they are dangerous. They grow to 13 feet in length and weigh about 1,900 pounds. Oh and apparently they do not fear humans but instead stalk us for prey. They have been known to lunge out of the ice at people and attempt to drag them into the water to drown and then eat them or chase them down on the ice. Even more disturbing n 2003 a marine biologist woman was actually killed by one. So I'm telling you guys all this to say if you are ever around leopard seals because they come into warmer waters too, get out of the water. I've seen their teeth and they will fuck you up. I mean I don' know about anyone else but me passing through another living creatures bowels in pieces just aint da business.

I also found out that a new horror movie is coming out called Flight of the Living Dead, about an outbreak of zombies in a plane. The guys that made Snakes on the Plane made this movie. I never saw Snakes on a Plane, I thought it looked dumb...Sorry snakes don't scare me ( I actually like the way their skin feels and have handled boas and the like in times past) and the ones that are venomous or big enough to eat me alive I refuse to fuck with or go searching for so...However this movie looks good. I'm going to give y'all a preview of it.

I guess it has to do with being a Creole but there are only 2 monster that really scare me. Zombies and Lougarous (werewolves). They both factor greatly in our nocturnal bestiary legends. However the zombis in popular culture are nothing like Creole Zombis. Creole zombis don't eat people, though they may kill you if under the orders of an evil bokor (sorcerer). But Zombis in American Culture. Shit ur fucked. And then they had to go and make them fast and screaming that unearthly, hellish shriek growl sound that they make. Yeah they freak me out. I mean sometimes I think like what if some stupid White Person (and I could care less if you think I'm racist because you all know only they would do some shit like this I mean they do stuff like this all the time anyways) came up with some virus or toxin that made the body shut down only to crave human flesh or flesh period. Yeah not a good future scene huh?

I mean all your friends and family being bitten and trying to eat you, or worse your lover, or love interest... I mean sure it could be fun to shoot people in the head whom you detest after hey become Zombies, but everyone you liked. It would make me sad and of course being that everyone you loved had become ravenous cannibalistic corpses, I'd probably crap myself too. Oh well thank God that will never happen... I hope at least it doesn't.

Well I should go now, Trumph is getting antsy and we have a long way to go today around the Olympic Peninsula. Hopefully though I will see orcas and they will sing to me, because I told y'all they are my friends and they are. I just don't want to be in the water with them...LOL! Aiight Paix mes zamis et bon weekend.