The following are 10 quotes that I think are funny and may help you get thru this wonderful but sometimes difficult thing we call life. Sit back and enjoy:
1. " Dont let your alligator mouth over ride your canary ass!"--Becky
2. " Men are like parking apots... All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped."--Becky
3. " NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!"-- Joan Crawford
4. " Scratch a lie, find a thief."--Ray Charles's Mama
5. " Heathen!! You can't even make a proper Christan word!" --Kyon Saucier to some person at NGBLF conference I was at years ago
6. " Some people say that I am a fanatic but I am not a fanatic I'm a FAAAANNNN of JAYSUS!!!!"- that lady with the big pink hair and cricket eye lashes that always cries on TBN
7. " I'm on tonight u know my hips don' lie and I'm starting to feel ya boy!"-- Shakira
8. " I'm French. MERCY!" --The crazy lady on the bus who smells like cat pee and has a glass eye
9. " But I did! I did suck your boyfriend's dick, right here on this couch!"-- Some whore at party during a game of truth or dare
10. " It's not that I think you're ugly it's just thinking of you sexually makes me wanna throw up!"--Kyon Saucier to a very annoying man who would not take no for an answer.
C'EST MOI! IT'S ME!
Sak Passe? WAZZUUUUUPPPPP!
Bishop
Yeah when I was younger I could've been considered a geek. Always my eyes fixed upon a world none could see. Always seeking to escape from the mundane things of this life.
But a geek I think of as dreamer, someone one who delights in things outside of the ordinary.
Just Me Again
And why not? Dreams were not meant for the sleeping times
For the ordinary world need not be such a boring place. There's always more than enough room for the things that make one smile.
Wolf Rider
Bear Claw
Blood Elven Prince
Worlds within worlds
Drow Hunting Party
Dark Elven Elegance
Adieu mes zamis....
May the light of Elves shine upon you....I know it's corny but this is my page!
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