Saturday, October 27, 2007

I think I have an ear infection infact well I know I do because my ear feels all tender and raw and inside I can feel the pressure beggning to build. Now the good news is that my medical benefits kick in this upcomiong week and the pain is not yet that it in unbearable so I can deal. The bad news....? Were you not listening I have an ear infection duuuuhhhhh.... God I havn't had one in years and everytime I have had one it sucked ass. My ear starts to hurt so badly I get dizzy and can barely function. Last time the pressure was so great that my ex had to stop me from trying to literally take a needle to my ear. (I was at the time so sick and delirious from pain that I thought if I dug out everything in my ear the pressure woukld be gone, thank God he stopped me. That was one the few things that worthless bastard ever did good for me.)

Tonight is date night for Trumph and I that should be fun....He's going to the Crescent to play gigs and I think afterwards he's taling me dancing. I want to go dancing, I'm in a shake my ass mood. We shall see.

The weather is nice today not bad or nasty just kinda perfect. As usual with me all is well as well can be, knock on wood, for yours trully. Right now I'm just chillin doin my own thang waitin for tonight. God I get paid next week and can't wait for that either. Not much to report really all is well, job is good, Trumph is good, Bumpalump is good, ad I am enjoying feeling relatively stable and slightly domestic. Oh and Mr Jones we have no rain today... Oh shit I already said that earlier huh? BM (blond moment) sorry. Hopefully this will be a good week coming up....I'm surei t will and I know Imma have a good weekend. PAIX!

Thursday, October 25, 2007


To all those in love or not this is for you. It's like Chris Rock said single and lonely or married and miserable. Then there is what Trumph and I have. Our relationshit. Love you Trumph.

Text Message Break-up

More Kelly!!!!

One Semester of Spanish - Love Song

Please if you ever learn French and you wish to get my... Attention do not speak French like this to me.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Just get I told you. BETCH! LOLOLOLOL! Okay so I feel good tiday even though it's raining here in Seattle and the sky is gray. I dunno. I'm frying chikcen for Trumph and I tonight and yes Fried Chicken makes me happy! There I said it, bring on the stereotype jokes even though it really doesn't apply 'cause I hate watermelon. I do. I don't like the seeds.

So lets see what has been happening? Well we have had psycho weather. Rain, rain, rain, 2 days of faux summer (I don' say Indian Summer because I find the term racist and insulting to the Native Peoples), and then more of that nasty rain. Sigh.... Well it is Seattle, we pay for the greenery with wetness. Trumph and I have been having little hiccups that have been ironed out. All is well now. We just need to continue working on ourselves and each other. I love him, but it's like that married couple love. Pretty much. Our car is in the stalled since Trumph didn't get the oil changed as he should've because he was procrastinating. So he has learned not to do that anymore. Or I will become this bitchy nagg which he hates but it makes him do what I want. Because I control the relationship he just thinks he does... Tee-hee...

We've had Bumpalump prettym uch for awhile, he is cute, rambunctious self. He is growing and that is very interesting for me to watch. I see more and more of this little person trying to find his way and learning to find his voice. His speaking skills are getting amazing and I am starting to teach him French and Gombo French Creole. Oh and he eats everything in sight.

I dunno things are good however I must address something. Okay so many of you in Blogland are having issues with your looks or you're depressed or your relationships are all a mess and well you need joy so here are ways to find joy from Kyon.

1. READ MY BLOG! I have alot of crazy shit for you to laugh at here if not just laughing at my unconventional crazy life. And for those of you who wonder does he talk like he writes yeah- I dooo--ooo!

2. Get drunk! Okay well in moderation I mean have a drunk unless your an alcoholic than do rehab cause drug abuse that controls you is bad, and when your an alcoholic you smell and piss on yourself but for real sometimes joy comes in bottle.

3. Have sex. You all look good, well most of you. You aint got to love someone but if you do then just plug or get plugged by them real good. I dunno a fuck always makes me smile. Pause...I'm sorry I got excited remembering a past dalliance.

4. Read a good book.

5. Go to the movies.

6. Go to the club and kick it with or without your crew. If yourlike me you may not need a bunch of folkz with you to do this cause I don' need no entourage but if you need one just make sure those bitches is ready to go when you are so they won't fukk up your night.

7. GO SHOpping. See GET IT!

8. Pray and aseek the Lord. Just because you're gay does not mean God does not love or hear you.

9. Call Kyon! yeah but you have to ask for my number first and even then you might not get it. You psycho.!!!

Love you all be blessed and for those who are hurting God loves you and so do others never forget that. PAIX!!!

Saturday, October 20, 2007


I love this crazy drag thingg I do...

Let Me Borrow That Top

ANother video by Kelly a little treat for those who love her. She kills me....

Monday, October 15, 2007

Hips Don't Lie - Parody Video - FUNNY/NEW -

These kidz are goofy but I love this song and I loved them. Very funny and kinda cute. And you know the chicas' hips don' lie senor...

The Golden Age Trailer - Good Quality

So here comes a movie I want to see defiantely this month as part of my movie madness Elizabeth the Golden Age. If you have not seen part one see it! The one liners are the outta control and Kate Blanchett give it to you. I love that movie and still watch it so it is with great excitement that I await this movie of which you will get a full review when I see it. Also of course go see 30 days of Night the new Vampire movie which I will also be reviewing. Get out and see a movie with your boobee or someone you like or just wanna plug. Even if you don't get none, you'll at least be entertained.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Mad TV - Abercrombie Skits

I hope you guyz like this cause I find it amusing... Abercrombie and Fich...

Bonjour va tous! So check it out, some great things have happened to me this week.

1. I finally started that job going from temp to permanent and the company is great, the benefits are great, and they are looking at me to possibly be more than what I am. IE promotion is already in he air. That's da bizness. Hell yeah it is. I'm pretty excited about that and I've got soe good colleagues to replace the old ones that left when my department was moved. God is good aint he?

2. I turned 30 on Wed. October 10 2007. I have entered a new decade. No I don' feel old, and I look good still so whatever. I feel no different but I think the 30's will be better than the 20s. I trully do. I do feel more of a sense of maturity. So the day before my brithday Trumph got me sonme lil trinkets and took me out. On birthday we went to Clif and Mike (this cool interacial couple, Cliff is the brotha, Mike is White we jokingly say he's Octoroon) for a lovely steak dinner. Yestterday on Friday I got a birthday party thrown for me. Cliff, Mike, Trumph, Trumph's Mother Lady Beatrice, Bumpalump, Bumpalump's mother who is also Trumph's Cousin Baroness Angelique, Alexis, my brother Dolla, my sis in law Tiffanska, Trumph's Step sister Lady Gabyi, my coworker HausFrau Melanie and Herr David her husband all came by for it. We got drunk and kicked it. I had so much fun. Si bon anniversaire a moi. So HAAPPPPYYYY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!!!

Life is good, I feel good, I aint even hung ovah see, ad the sun is shining, Thank GOD for that finally. I am 30. I am 30. Okay I can't type that again or I might just freak out. Hey but I'm alive, in good health, with a good job, family, and a man that loves me. I could wnt nothing more. I mean a year ago when I started the blog last I was at a low point and now. God is sooo good.

Okay well I guess everything has worked itself out all right after all. Have a great weekend guyz!!!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

God gives us people to love for a reason, because he doesn't want us to be alone or selfish evil bastards. So here are some of the folks I love. Old friends, new friends, and special friends....

Demo my best friend for life. This brotha is a ride or die nigga who will tell you like it is, always has your back, and never ever let you down. I've known him for a decade and I can't imagine life without him. He was and has been a friend to me when no else would be. Which is why I love him...

Uh oh it's my Seattle Guurrrl Ms. Alexis. She is cool with an attitude that matches the fiery red of her hair. We recently started hanging out but have kinda been acquaintances for awhile. She has been a God send helping me out in a time of lonesomeness and I treasure her. She is truly something wonderful. she of course is sitting next to my heart and joy, my love Mr. Trumph. Cute aint he? Trumph is a treasure that taught me love is not dead and I am certainly more than worthy of it.

Of course who can forget the light of my day, the giggles in my spirit, and the wonder of my tomorrow Mr Bumpalump. He's entering the terrible 2's now but I still love him so much...Even when he does say shut up and shit. A habit I'll have you know we are breaking him of, in addition to having to censor ourselves around him. Well that's all for today folks, give te folks you love hugs and kisses (as I tell Bumpalump to do often) and remember love is for everyone, but not everyone always recieves it so give some away and hold close those that show you the love you need to thrive. Be blessed guys, PAIX!!!

Breaking dishes rihanna

This nigga is so fucking hot! I love this song as you can tell and I love the way they gtroove to it. Enjoy.

Clouds have gathered in thick gray puffs blanketing the sky and shutting out the sun, every day it rains here like some old MJB song, I still have this little cough from Bumpalump and it has gotten cold. Even though our apt is nice and warm. So I got the job as I knew I would ouais, ouais merci beaucoup tous merci...Trumph and I are doing fun even though Trump is suffering from the begginings I beleive of Winter Depression. The lack of sun light is making him most lethargic, but he gets goofy when warm. I know it makes no sense but I love him.
This evening or afternoon I should say I am watching mr Bumpalump that'll be a hoot, at least we have good tv to watch and we will dance to Rihanna's new CD.

I'm breaking Dishes all night. I won
't stop till I see da police Lights
Imma fight a MAN a man amaa-aa-aan... Oh well y'all know the song. I like it makes me feel happy even if it does promote domestic female violence against their cheating male partners. Anyways life is okay. I want summer back, I'm really hating this weather. It makes even my sprit filled with light feel a lil dimmed. like that last post where I was all blah. My God I don't feel that way today...Maybe it's cuase I drank something warm earleir with some caffeine. Oh well at any rate all of Blog land seems to be happy and I'm just doing my thing. Well all you guys be blessed. Not much is happening buty my birthday is fast approaching.

Oh and guess what. Trumph is taking me to see Kelly Rowland. I hope she doesn't such. I'm so excited. Aiight y'all peace....


This is so much better than Chris Crocker crazy ass himself. Gotta louv you tube buyz...

Monday, October 01, 2007

Well se Lundi, another week begins. How was my weekend you may ask? Crazy but kool. I had bumpalump on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. He was something else I tell you. Baby boi is seriously entering the terrible two stages now. Tantrums were the order of the day yesterday and he got some pops from me for doing that. I'm sorry kids need whoopings nuff said. He also bit Trump who gave him a smack for that. Apparantly bumpaklump wanted some of Trumph's food even though he had laready eaten. Trumph told baby no, baby sank his teeth into Trumph's foot. So Bumpalump had a little thing with me about following directions, but he battled and tested me all day Sunday. The child is just so high strung sometimes, but he was good for Saturday and Friday.

I went shopping and got a new fit that I liked, and went out for a bit, Trumph and I stepped out last night and had fun. We wnet to the Cuff and danced. They were playing better music than usual there. Took a in drag show, and then left. Today since it is Trumph's day off and I am on vacation we just hung out, he went shopping, we had lunch at the West Lake Plaza, now we're just hanging. Terumph picked up Rihanna and so I hopefully will get to listen to it and then borrow it for a bit. I like her but her voice sometimes annoys me like she's congested and can't get it all out of her sinuses. Ahh bien.

It's becoming typical NW weather. Wet, rainy, cloudy, cold. I miss ete, I want it back. Mo deteste l'automn. Et hiver epscialment. Printemps se pas mal, mais ete, se mo favorite. Of course saisons change so...All in all life is nice, I love it and my man, and even my bad assed baby boi cousin. Who after all was said and done gave me a hug and smile. What more of a gift than does one need?

Be good to each other, paix!!!!

Salut Mes Zamis Sak Passe!

Wassup Folkz this is me Kyon Saucier also known as Mr Kyon on A4A or Creole Elf on BGC.... Aww come on now like none of y'all are ever on those sites, yeah you are 'cause I've seen you... LOL!

Enter my world for a second... What? Huh? Well yes there are Black People in the NW and yes we have a vibrant culture up here. I mean naw Seattle aint Atlanta or NYC or DC or Chicago or any other city with a huge Black Population, but it's my home and there are few places as beautiful... Not too mention in all of the NW Seattle and Tacoma have the highest Black Population. So come on enter the world of Kyon....Yon Yon Yon.... Sigh. I was trying to make an echo sound. Now look I I know I got some typos and things so be patient with me folkz.... Cause I get excited when I write... Okay there is no excuse 'cept that it's my page I do what I want! *smile*




Yeah when I was younger I could've been considered a geek. Always my eyes fixed upon a world none could see. Always seeking to escape from the mundane things of this life.

But a geek I think of as dreamer, someone one who delights in things outside of the ordinary.

Just Me Again

Just Me Again
And why not? Dreams were not meant for the sleeping times

For the ordinary world need not be such a boring place. There's always more than enough room for the things that make one smile.

Wolf Rider

Wolf Rider
Bear Claw

Blood Elven Prince

Blood Elven Prince
Worlds within worlds

Drow Hunting Party

Drow Hunting Party
Dark Elven Elegance

Adieu mes zamis....

Adieu mes zamis....
May the light of Elves shine upon you....I know it's corny but this is my page!