Sunday, August 24, 2008

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Spy TV Zombie Attack Prank!

I'm sorry but this is funny. Cruel to do, don't ever do this to me or I will hate you forever but funny still.

How to Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Part II!

What To Do In A Zombie Attack

Very important because I don't know about you but I do not want to be eaten alive by undead cannibals!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Mad TV - DreamGirls

Tee Hee

Mad tv: Whitney Houston MTV Icon

Funny I'm sorry

Bon weekend mes zamis!!!! Ouais ce'st moi encore giving you another bit of bloggityness. Let me first start by saying this week at work was hellish and I have a boss that I think I kinda want to toss into a pool full of nile crocs and watch then while they dismember and eat him alive. Whew well glad to get that off of my chest! I feel better now. This week was hard at work and so I dunno, blessed to have ob but this week folkz were pissing me the fuck off! Maintenant je suis bien. SO the weekend has been great. I am having a very good one so far. Aside from not having to be at work I just had a great time with Terry last night we went out and danced and drank and sang and sexually harassed some handsome male who actually liked our harrassment. This morning we watched Riddick and now we want to be Necromongers. Well not really I mean we don't wanna go around blowing up planets or naything like that we just want to have powers like the Air Elemental Judi Densch played. She was kinda tight. Then he left I did some cleaning and now I am blogging after a snakc with Diva and some cute White boy named Anthony...Well he was cute I'd have fucked his ass, it's been awhile since Trumph and me have, you know. Right I know. I've been feeling like a cat in heat. Which ait good. Still that is going well too.

Seattle has been hot these last couple days and yet I ahve had cold. Bumpalump gave me his baby cold and it has kinda well made the week at work all thre so hellish. This weekend was a family reunion that my stepfather's family was having. I passed it up. I just didn't want to deal you know. Not that i don't love them I do, iunfact I saw a bucnh of cousins last week for brunch, but I am still working on me and well I dunno when it comes to my family in Portland I prefer distance. Alot of hurt has happened there you see and maybe in truth I am not as healed from that as I wish to be so prefer distance I mean if you must know.


1. "No muthafucka you're confused 'cause yo' ass is where yo' face should be and everytime you talk I smell shit!" -- Kyon Saucier

2. " Well fuck the both of you!"--- Kyon Saucier

3. " But I am a real boy I am! Well except that time when I did that whole drag gag for my friends in college but it was only once and it was a long time ago. You ass!" --Kyon Saucier

4. "No get that nasty fur away from me do you want my skin to chafe?! What the hell is that rabbit?"-- Kyon Saucier

5. "Well I call her Mystique."
" Why you call her that?"
" 'Cause everytime I see that broad it's a new person."-- Kyon Saucier and Anthony

6. "Stoip trying to live the champagne and caviar life honey. Well all know you aint nothin' but a cornbread and kool aid boi anyways!" --Kyon Saucier

Well okay I am out of things to say. Pray for our world and let's all hope that Russia's saber rattling war mongering stops before it engulfs all of Eastern Europe and the Cacauses. All of you be blessed, show love to you fellow men and mwomen and smile. 'Cause when you don't smile you don't just look mean, you look constipated. Okay adieu!


Monday, August 11, 2008

Wassup wassup wassup!? SAK PASSE et BONOU VAS TOUS!!? How y'all doin'? Good I hope IO been away for a minute butI'm back now, just been having a most lovely summer living life and loving most of it! The Weather here has been simply beautiful and I am loving it. I can never get enough sun. Oh andI got some pictures of my Bumpalump and some me and our fun in the sun. So here you go right here!


How exactly do you feel about the Olympics being held in Beijing? Is this an opportunity to perhaps make China a better society or is this a repeat of the 1936 Berlin Olympics just without the Nazis?

It’s Da Questions Dawg Da Questions?

1. Can anyone tell me how in the year 2008 that there are still people who are computer illiterate? I swear to the Sainte Mere, I have to even help people log into our corporate website sometimes and when I do it I feel like I’m taking fucking crazy pills!!!

2. Is it just me or are people, namely Americans, and I’m sorry to ask this but I have to, are Americans getting more stupid as the years go by or just fatter? Or maybe both? I actually think it is both.

3. How come the people who can’t carry a tune in a bucket always want to do a solo in church? I mean God may love their praises but their praises to him hurt my ears!

4. Speaking of solos in church who is the old lady at your church who sings the same solo every week and has sang that same song for years? I’m just curious. I had 2 that I knew of in life, Mama Cookie and Rhonda. I liked Mama Cookie but Rhonda she was a mess. Sounded a mess too.

5. How come I always attract males who are just well either real crazy or real gross? And no like does not attract like if you tell me that I will slap you! It is getting tiring I have to keep using my friends as fill in crisis boyfirends because the phsycho men laways hit on me of course when Trumphh isn't around!

6. Speaking of ugly how come out all the Disney Princes the one that Belle got in Beauty and the Beast was so ugly? I mean he was, he looked better as the Beast. If I was Belle I would’ve been like uhmm could you change back?

7. Why do straight guys do that whole stupid thing they do? Which is what Kyon, you say I mean they do so many dumb things and they do they can’t help it. However the stupid thing I am referring to is when they are ugly and they’re like I don’ want no Honos checking me out and for real you know aint nobody straight or gay checking fo’ they ugly asses and you tell ‘em that but then they get all offended and be like I look good why wouldn’t you want me and you say because when I see you I wanna vomit. Well my question is after all that why do they do that stupid shit? I mean do they really want it both ways?

8. Aren’t you glad, aren’t you glad you use DIAL!!!!?

9. Who the hell made spray on deodorants? They don’t fucking work! At least not for me, cause I bought some Suave spray on and I was using it and feeling good because I was like good no more white stuff to cake one my arm pits and it like only kept on side of me dry, the other side was like a waterfall! I thought I was dying and I was afraid. Well like for a day. Then I just stopped using it but I still wanna know who made that crap!

10. When is Jennifer Hudson’s CD coming out?! I want to buy it I like her spotlight song. It makes me smile!

In a more somber tone this weekend we lost 2 great entertainers of The People Issa Hayes and Bernie Mac. Right I had no idea either one waseven unhelathy but now they are gone from the world of the living may they both rest in peace. WOuldn't it be cool if you could do like death trade backs. I'd be like hey take Bush and Cheney instead of Mac and Hayes. Trist, trist, triste....

However on the other hand life and God is still good. I've been goingto chruch lately which as been really great and tody I'm just kinda chillin' took a half day at work. Well I know I aint been around much but I will be soon. I hope all of you guys are well and blessed and have a great rest of the summer. Bissous!!!!!

Salut Mes Zamis Sak Passe!

Wassup Folkz this is me Kyon Saucier also known as Mr Kyon on A4A or Creole Elf on BGC.... Aww come on now like none of y'all are ever on those sites, yeah you are 'cause I've seen you... LOL!

Enter my world for a second... What? Huh? Well yes there are Black People in the NW and yes we have a vibrant culture up here. I mean naw Seattle aint Atlanta or NYC or DC or Chicago or any other city with a huge Black Population, but it's my home and there are few places as beautiful... Not too mention in all of the NW Seattle and Tacoma have the highest Black Population. So come on enter the world of Kyon....Yon Yon Yon.... Sigh. I was trying to make an echo sound. Now look I I know I got some typos and things so be patient with me folkz.... Cause I get excited when I write... Okay there is no excuse 'cept that it's my page I do what I want! *smile*




Yeah when I was younger I could've been considered a geek. Always my eyes fixed upon a world none could see. Always seeking to escape from the mundane things of this life.

But a geek I think of as dreamer, someone one who delights in things outside of the ordinary.

Just Me Again

Just Me Again
And why not? Dreams were not meant for the sleeping times

For the ordinary world need not be such a boring place. There's always more than enough room for the things that make one smile.

Wolf Rider

Wolf Rider
Bear Claw

Blood Elven Prince

Blood Elven Prince
Worlds within worlds

Drow Hunting Party

Drow Hunting Party
Dark Elven Elegance

Adieu mes zamis....

Adieu mes zamis....
May the light of Elves shine upon you....I know it's corny but this is my page!