Thursday, May 29, 2008

Will Hatcher's: Scrub in the Tub (Love in the Club Remix)

Funny.

BEGGIN 4 MORE (original)

I'd give him more and then some more. Then some more. And then a whole lot more. And then some more again. He would'n;t have to say gimme.

Black Guys Big Muscle

I'm sorry but this is just sexxy. I know it may be considered nasty but I don' care.

So another week has passed and another day is here. The wehather here has been wierd (which is pretty much always just with varying degrees). It's like cloudy and gray in the matin and sunny par apres midi. The days here have been cool, just realxing being doemstic on my days off working hard when I am at work. I have been participating in a sexual mens helath thing as you may have known from previous posts. It's kool I get a 20 Visa gift card whenever I go in so and it's cool. If naything it has made me think and ask myself some hard questions. Not ones that are entirely difficile mais importante nonetheless. Sometimes you just gotta do that stuff just think about things which we do not normally dwell on but do like sex. SO there you have it.

So the recap for the week.
Bumpalump was with Trumph and I for 2 and half days. He was a delight and did not get one whooping even though he tested me but the threat of one kept him in his place. I simply can't abide temper tantrums. Still he only had one iot was controlled by me so. The rest of the time was singing and dnacing, jumping about or him jumping off of things. Mon Grand Met you have no idea how quick my reflexes are or I had no idea acutally. I caught him as he jumped off the bed and almost probably broken something or worse. Thank the good Jesu I caught him in time. He was just laughing and I was laughing but thinking oh God you almost killed yourself and gave me a heart attack in the process you crazy lil sprite. Still I felt cool like a hero. Which with someone so small you always are.

Trumph has been a snippy little bitch as of late. Oh relationships they are so much fun...Eyes roll... Of course there it is single and lonely or married/attached and either miserable, angry, half crazed, and occasionally serviced. Even though we are doing much beterthan we were so it aint really that bad, I'm just bitchin' lol.

So Scott Badlwin released hs tell book entitle WHAT HAPPENED? about our President Bush. And now Bush and dem are angry. They are tyring to discredit Mr Baldwin but you know what I believe him. That Gorege Bush is a shiesty muthafucka up to no good and doing very little goood. The more I hear about that man the more I'm like how could anyone could have cvoted for him to stop me and mine from the right to get married? I know I know craziness but yet we live in this world.

Today I am lving life and enjoying it. I wish everyone a good day and a great week I will post more later. Not much else to say now.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

calling the kettle black/bullies

I think this is a good message and y'all should watch this. 'Cause it's real. I have felt it and so have all of you. Because I have been an evil, hateful bitch too. God knows I have apologies to make.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Blu Cantrell- Sleep in the Middle

I love this song one of my favorite Blu Songs incredible voice this woman has.

Bonjou mes zamis? Sak passe huh? Bon j'espere. Well not a whole lot has taken place. Well that aint true there has been a bit that has happened,. Was a little under the weather and out from work for much of this week. I got back tomorrow. Let's pray all is well with that.

There have been birthday parties I went too that have been actually very fun before I got my little bout of spring fever literally. Mike turned I dunno 40 something we all celebrated. It was fun, me and the boiz just hanging. At any rate there is this guy named Patrick. Very cute, very handsome, tres tres beau, but a little snide and sarcastic. Probably why I like him so much. Long sotry short I had on this pinkl shirt I call my Mean Girls shirt that defines everything. He pinched my nipple hard. Now while if I was single and naked with him while he did that no prob but he hurt me and he did such a thing in public. And it did really hurt, nothing arousing about it at all. SO in a flash of motion I clutched his balls like a vice and gave them a nice hard squish! He dropped to his knees and I giggled. He stomped on my fott but I was in less pain than he was. Tee-hee. Other than that the party was fun For the record I apologised and I'm sure unless invited to do so he will never to touch me like that again.

What else? Well I went to some meeting I have like a sexual health counselor now who whill help me make better sexual decisions, as far as protection and stuff. Hold on guyz I use condoms I aint stupid however you know, any extra info I can get is good. i mean really we are Black Gay Men. We are Black People and we are being picked off by this horrific pandemic. And we like so many others in the Gay Community have become very what is the word complascent towards this pandemic. And we have. So to break that I am going to go extra lenghts to protect myself. I mean you only get one body aint no reset button.

Terry hung out with me for the last weekiend that was fun. Always fun with him. Had a grea time and I saw my Bunmpalump. We watched Dora and Diego and he loved it. I thought I would go crazy but it was actually cute. We sang and clapped and Bumpalump loved it.

The weather here was lovely last weekend sunny and lovely for two days of summery bliss. Now it's gray and cloudy again Seattle weather be damned. I am alive I am mostly well. And I saw a movie, that Prince Caspian you know what a sci fi fan I am, it was very good. Extremely worth the money. A must see on the screen it's cool.

Well that's all. Be good guyz. A bientot.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

If I gave love (Live)

So this is one of my favorite Chante Moore songs. I bough that album just for that song. And I lost it. I know agravation!

Unforgivable 4

The female version this shit is funnier than the other ones. Oh my God and yes I am laughing!

Unforgivable #2

This is funny as hell. He is crazy. This has alot of profanity etc so if you get offended? Wait you are reading my blog aren't you? Okay then.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Mariah Carey - The Roof Top

I just put this video cause I love this song still. It was my favorite on the Butterfly album.

Beyonce - Still In Love (Kissing You)

Speaking of Beyonce this is a good remake and nice video. Enjoy of course Beyonce looks great.

TBGSS -- Oprah and Gayle's Road Trip

Funny as hell!

Yesidid!

I don't understand it but all the sounds make me laugh. I still do crazy shit like this now....Well I do.

The Preciousness of Life

Bonjou vas tous! Cava? Bien mes zamis I hope. Well this is going to be an interesting post. In part because all that has taken place this week alone. Wayyy too much in the world we live. Let’s recap shall we? Burma has been devastated by Cyclone Nargis and thousands have been killed. The military junta there has gone into insanity mode and is for whatever the myriad of reasons the proper aid is not reaching the people who need it. They say before this is all done the death toll could well be 100,000. last I read they were delivering spoiled rice to the victims, the military junta is I should say. Yeah how fucked up is that? Meanwhile to add utter insult to injury they made people vote for them after such a horrific disaster. Oh but does not absolute power corrupt absolutely mes zamis. My heart breaks for them, and it broke when I saw a certain photo earlier this week of that disaster.

In a field of stagnant deep water were 10 children all, of them young, just floating there, dead. I just kept thinking those were someone’s babies. Just to think of such a thing now brings tears to my eyes. Those poor babies. Nature is a cruel mistress made all the more so cruel by our fucking up the earth. However nothing could have prepared me for the earthquake in China. Aie aie Mo Grand Met! Now that was….I have seen pictures that just broke my heart even further. All those kids in the school. All those parents screaming for their children.

None of them even guessing that morning when they went to school it would be for them their last day. All those young lives gone in an instant. I write of these gruesome happenings to say that life is precious. And it can be gone in a second. Some of us, myself included let the trivial, nonsensical, foolish things interfere on the daily. Or we focus on what we don’t have while discounting the blessings we do. Or we hold on to anger, hate, rage, you fill in the blank and go around pissy and mad when really none of that matters.

What matters Kyon, you may ask? Well duh you know the answer don’t you. VIE/LIFE! That is what matters. How you touch a soul, how a soul touches yours, the positive changes you affect in another with just a smile or a kind word. The time you take with a child or an older person, the love you show to those around you. That’s what matters.

Not things, oh god especially not things. And this aint cause I don’t have much, though I love what I got. However even those things are meaningless in the greater scheme of things. I’ve yet to hear someone on his death bed say:

“You know if only I’d have bought that Armani suit. If only I’d had that HD Tele. If only I owned that house…” I mean maybe some do but I’ve yet to hear it. No they say things like:

“If only I’d gone to Paris” or “If only I would’ve forgiven her” or “ If only I had more time to make this right with my child/brother/father fill in the blank.” And that’s what’s real folkz. I mean let’s face it folkz the world is getting to be a darker place, not a brighter one. We live in it, we need to change it, and like I’ve said before it has to start within all of us. It has t0o start with Kyon first and it does day by day. Cause the real deal is more than anything else it takes 9 months to get here, but it can take less than 30 seconds to leave this world. That’s the realest of the real brothaz and sistaz.

Okay what a tone right. I know I know I’m changing it my lovelies. So I got a coworker Bree Ann to burn me a copy of the Doll House. I am loving the CD. They did a good job very nice. I even like Aubrey’s little rap…Though I think she can be a mess at times but whatever. I had a nice week. Went to Cliff’s B Day party last Friday with my friend from Chi Town Terry. I had found but this irritating Yoruba kept insulting me and I wanted to slap him. I didn’t though, instead I compelled him to buy me a drink to get out of Terry’s face long enough for the Yoruba to speak with him. I know, hey I know how to manipulate a situation if I have to. The drink was good too.

So I aint done this in awhile but I will:

IT’S DA QUESTIONS DAWG DA QUESTIONS!!

1.Mariah what the hell are you doing marrying Nick after a month and half long courtship? Girl aint you tired of living all of your sad assed songs? Let’s all pray this is not another Cracked Brown opps I mean Whitney and Bobby situation in the making.

2. Why is Barbra Wawa putting everyone on Front Street like she is with her book. Don’t get me wrong I want to read it but really B what are you doing kissing and telling? Even though I believe what you said about Star. I truly do?

3. Do you think I am a racist against White People? I mean I have my moments and I have anger at racism (coming from White Supremacy) and what it has done to my people etc, but I don’t truly despise or think inferior another race of people. However if you think I do…Well I’m human and this is not excusing this at all, this is just being honest. But just to say that kind of hate takes way too much energy.

4. Hillary you foolish creature drop out of the race already! Damn why don’t you just go home?!

5. How dare you get mad at me when you tried to play me brotha? You blow up my phone, come to the bar w/o cash expecting me to buy you a drink but tell you do have cash which was a lie. Then when we get you to the door you have no ID and want to me to leave with you spend my money where I do not want to go and get an attitude at me because I won’t. Hey we are not together anymore, I aint that same Nigga you fucked with and up all those years past and you aint runnin’ shit in my life. Get some ID, get a job, quit doing all those damn drugs, and get yo’ shit together MAN! Or do you like still being a BOY at 34 years old? I am so glad I am not with you no mo’. You know who you are!

6. Little short old White Man who snatched a cigarette from my hand before I had a chance to offer it to you…. Why did you think you had the right to do that? I would’ve slapped you shitless but there were people about and I gave your ass a pass. Next time I will not be so kind. You know who you are!

7. Why is Beyonce such a genius? I have heard both of her new singles and I love them!

8. Who will be America’s Next Top Model?

9. Speaking of which and I could care less if this is not PC, don’t some of y’all feel that the “ Ms Jay Runway Diva Coach Extraordinaire” creature sets Black Gay Men back like about I dunno a century? Good God above in Heaven every time that creature opens its mouth I cringe.

10. Do you not find it interesting that the Darfuri rebels have the government of Sudan so shook after they attacked Khartoum? Now I call that a comeuppance, and one rightly deserved by the Genocidal Sudanese govt. Bashir you butcher you should be scared! When they get a hold of you there aint a pit hell deep enough for you to be dropped in all the blood you have spilt!

Well you guyz know me. I say my piece and then I get on. If you have not gotten anything else out of this remember only this. Life is the most precious thing we have. It is valuable, it beautiful. It truly is everything. And it is easily lost. Remember that guyz. Be good. Blessings to all. Adieu.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Voice from the ghetto

A Holocaust Survivor returns to Poland to speak about her expeirences in the Ghetto Warzawa.

Ashanti - The Way That I Love You: Access Denied

Ashanit cracks and kills her lover. Wo the way you love him is kinda scary Ashanti. Still the song is good enjoy.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Banyawarra A mago: incredible depth, best A ever

The digereedoo! Yet another aspect of our ever amazing Diaspora. Aborignal folkz this my tribute. Y'all are on your way of getting back what has been stolen. Sorry you know how I get all politco and stuff.

Shakespeare in the ghetto, Othello

He's kinda cute...

So here I am again bonjou bojou. Hope y'all doing well or at least as I do my weekly perusing of your blogs I shall know that you are alright. Life has been stressful buit only because I am doing things I need to do and have to do which aint always easy but aint really bad just stressful. Work is going well or at least i am doing well there, family is good, Trumph and I are actually doing better, Bumpalump is wonderful and growing, and I am well....Hmmm. Aie aie aie.

Okay so I have acne prone skin. Yeah everybody has something about them they don't like. For me is it is my skin. While oily skin keeps one youthful looking and keeps wrinkles at bay it tends to give you shiny skin and pimples. That's me. If i get more stressed my sebacious glands make more oil which clogs myu pores, where bacterium breed, and develop into pimples. Of course I have things to eliminate zits but that takes time in the mean time I feel like pizza pie man. Of course It's all good I am alibe and in good health true so I suppose I should be thankful that zits are my only bane. It's just that well I am not.

Oh here is something humerous. So on Sunday Night after work I met Trumph and our friends at the Cuff. I had a fun night but I did something. Soemthing bad. No you ass not relapse. God. Do not be so quick to think the worst of me. I said it humerous not hearbreaking listen! Damn it. Okay so anyways I cussed out Bobby Trendy.

Yes Bobby Trendy. That ditzy Asian Queen who was Anna Nicole Smith's designer. I dd I told him off and I didn't really think about the fact that it was him until later.
See I was minding my own B I standing in line waiting for a beer when this little Asian Waif with too much make up and cheap cologne comes pushing all infront of me towards this Beke (White) man and I suppose orders a drink. I thought he was say oh I don' know pardon or excuse me or something civilized like that but he didn't say nuthin. And well I'd had a couple I was getting my buzzzz on and he pissed me off. SO I had to speak and I did.

Kyon: You know that was slick but I'm calling you out. What do you think you're doing.

Asian Queen: Me?

K: Yes you! What you have other people in there with you? (Kyon exclaims pointing to his overcoiffed dome!)

AQ: Well what?

K: Well what?! Whatchu think you're doing cuttin' and pushin in line infornt of me? Don't you have home training, didn't your mama tell teach you how to wait in line?
A
Q: Uhm that's my boyfirend okay.

K: I don't care you cut me.

AQ: No that's my boyfirend I swallow his load, let him fuck me, take his cock all that.

K: Fool I don't care and I didn't ask for all that xtra sexual shit you jus told me. You cut me and have no siad excuse or naything. You think you are you aint special bitch!

AQ: OH my GOD! I can't believe you just called me a bitch. Dont' you know we are from LA? We( indicates to his ugly white man and his hideous Latino mutant looking good queeny gay friend), are from LA.

K: I could give 2 shits and a fuck where you are from! LA my ass it's still America bitch! Look you can't just be pushing up in line just cause you think you special being from LA. Lots of folkz in Seattle from LA and don't act like they own the place.

AQ: Excuuusee mee? (Does some xtra faggy move with his queeny ass) Don't you know who I am? I'm Bobby Trendy?

K: Who da fuck is that?

Bobby Trendy: Anna Nicole Smith show. Her designer. You common-

K: What? (Kyon begins laughing derisively). You're that dizzy bitch that made that ugly ass shit up in her mansion. And you're proud of that. Am I supposed to bow down to you? Bitch do you want a cookie!? Look I don't give a fuck who you are, who you worked for, and by the wya that bitch is dead muthafucka your ugly ass designs probably put her in the grave; Imma tell you like this bitch! (Kyon gets in his face) Next time you push your 1c weighing ass up in front of me and cut me in line like I am not there Imma cut you. Understood bitch good.

Mutant looking Latino Queen: UHm why are you getting so personal/ It's not like-

K: Back off ho! I aint cumming for you yet. No one was talking to you at all. You aint want none mind yo bizness! (Kyon grabs his beer and heads down to his people). No if y'all excuse me have a good night. (Kyon sees Bobby Trendy's ugly white man cracking the hell up at the whole situation and Kyon laughs too! and then walks away while Bobby Trendy is shook.)


END SCENE! Yes you can clap it was good wasn't it. And it really happened I swear.

It's not every day you get to cuss out a celebrity that was actually really fun. Aside from that excitement though it's been pretty cool, pretty typical week. Well I gotta go to the bank after this but that might be fun. I dunno life is cool and I am still just being me.

Well I aint got nothing left to say so, peace love, and blessings to all of you in Blogland.

Adieu mes zamis.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

No Air [ Music Video ]

No air I can't breathe c'cause you left meeee! nad I have no air and I can't breathe. I know the song's lyrics had to have been written by someone in their late teens/early 20's but the song is still good so enjoy.

Salut Mes Zamis Sak Passe!

Wassup Folkz this is me Kyon Saucier also known as Mr Kyon on A4A or Creole Elf on BGC.... Aww come on now like none of y'all are ever on those sites, yeah you are 'cause I've seen you... LOL!

Enter my world for a second... What? Huh? Well yes there are Black People in the NW and yes we have a vibrant culture up here. I mean naw Seattle aint Atlanta or NYC or DC or Chicago or any other city with a huge Black Population, but it's my home and there are few places as beautiful... Not too mention in all of the NW Seattle and Tacoma have the highest Black Population. So come on enter the world of Kyon....Yon Yon Yon.... Sigh. I was trying to make an echo sound. Now look I I know I got some typos and things so be patient with me folkz.... Cause I get excited when I write... Okay there is no excuse 'cept that it's my page I do what I want! *smile*


C'EST MOI! IT'S ME!

C'EST MOI!  IT'S ME!
Sak Passe? WAZZUUUUUPPPPP!

Bishop

Bishop
Yeah when I was younger I could've been considered a geek. Always my eyes fixed upon a world none could see. Always seeking to escape from the mundane things of this life.

But a geek I think of as dreamer, someone one who delights in things outside of the ordinary.

Just Me Again

Just Me Again
And why not? Dreams were not meant for the sleeping times

For the ordinary world need not be such a boring place. There's always more than enough room for the things that make one smile.

Wolf Rider

Wolf Rider
Bear Claw

Blood Elven Prince

Blood Elven Prince
Worlds within worlds

Drow Hunting Party

Drow Hunting Party
Dark Elven Elegance

Adieu mes zamis....

Adieu mes zamis....
May the light of Elves shine upon you....I know it's corny but this is my page!